Martha Stewart And Wendy Williams Should Probably Host A Show Together

Martha Stewart was on Wendy Williams this morning, talking weddings and saying sentences like “Some of my best friends are a little overweight.” Martha! Martha. Did you guys know that this book, Martha Stewart Weddings is her 86th book? How?! Who has the time!?

Everything about Martha’s life choices inspire me, her interactions with Wendy Williams is the buddy comedy I never knew I wanted, and honestly, I could watch this all day.

“I don’t feel my age, I don’t look my age, I don’t want to be my age, and you should not say my age,” says Martha, in nude Valentino, after Wendy puts her age on blast, right out the gate. Then they stand in front of a tablescape for 11 minutes  bullshitting about weddings, yachts, and marriage. Please make Martha a guest host. Draw up the papers. Sign the contracts. She’s ready for her return.