North Korea Invents Definitely Real Hangover-Free Alcohol

In addition to successfully testing a Hydrogen bomb and “curing a number of cancers,” North Korea has continued its brilliant series of innovations with the creation of a hangover-free alcohol.

According to this state-run paper with a website that looks like it was built in 1997, the liquor is made from six-year-old ginseng and “scorched rice.” It is very “suave” and that is why it works and has been confirmed as a huge success.

As Pyongyang Times writer Jong Hwa Sun says, “The liquor has already been registered as a national scientific and technological hit.” As you can see, this is a real and absolutely non-fake thing. The end.