Minecraft Porn Exists And Is One Of PornHub’s Fastest-Growing Searches

First let me break to you the news that Minecraft porn exists, which an hour ago, I didn’t know, either. It’s a building game! Why would you think “this building game would be better with HARD DICK”? But there you go! Minecraft porn exists.

Second, let me break to you the news that apparently there’s actually a demand for Minecraft porn. PornHub, being intrepid researchers of sexual appetites, have compiled a whole data set about Minecraft porn, in fact.

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Some insights: searches for Minecraft porn have increased by 326 percent in the last year. Microsoft bought Mojang, the studio that originally published Minecraft, in late 2014; no doubt the surge in popularity for Minecraft porn in 2015 has to do with what has become widespread marketing for the game (including a rumored, nonpornographic film).

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Unsurprisingly, most of the people searching for Minecraft porn – 91 percent – are under 35. Do people over 35 even know about Minecraft? Minecraft: it’s just like Logan’s Run.

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Also, this is unusual for PornHub trends (or so they tell us), but most people who are looking for Minecraft porn are looking for it on their phones. Perhaps they’re playing the game and then taking breaks for HARD [PIXELATED] DICK. (Although, now that I think of it, technically all HARD DICKS on the internet are pixelated, aren’t they? You get what I mean.)

Don’t believe me about Minecraft-themed HARD DICK? Well, when you’re not at work (because the following link goes to PornHub and ergo is ~*NSFW*~), look at the giant, ejaculating HARD DICK someone built in Minecraft and shared on PornHub. You’re welcome.

You learn something new every day! Some days, you learn really important things, like that cost-saving measures have left the residents of one of America’s once-great industrial cities with lead poisoning and now they’re in a state of emergency, or that three Americans were taken prisoner in Iran but have now been released. Some days, it’s completely frivolous things, like that Minecraft gives some people boners. Hopefully the rest of your day is going well.

 

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