Watch This Seal Play Carly Rae Jepsen On Sax Like A Goddamn Hero
Hi. Are you having a nice MLK day? Were you able to get the day off and spend a delicious portion eating in bed, or perusing your ex’s Facebook, or fine-tuning your Pandora, or reading and reflecting on institutionalized racism?
Would you like to add, “Watching a seal play Carly Rae Jepsen on saxophone” to your Day Off Dance Card? I know you love fun and aren’t a monster, lacking the ability to partake in joy. So I am gifting you with this Vine of a seal dancing (that’s some super serious seal booty-shaking for sure) and playing sax on loop to Carly Rae! This seal is honestly having the fucking time of her life, and her raw power seems to multiply each time I watch this Vine, which is borderline frightening considering I’ve already watched it upwards of twenty times.
Honestly, it doesn’t matter who you are or what kinda sassy or ambivalent mood you are in, this will hit the goddamn spot.