Obama Knows How Dog Pants Work
In a live YouTube Q&A on Friday, President Obama was asked to take a position on a debate that riveted the internet for about a half a day some time earlier this month–the question of how dogs wear pants!
Of course, this is a ridiculous debate, since everyone knows that dogs wear pants on two legs, not four. When have you ever seen a cartoon dog wearing pants on all four legs? Never. Debate settled.
Thankfully, our commander-in-chief got this question right. Because, again, duh–dogs do not wear pants on four legs. Pants on four legs would not be pants, they would be a jumpsuit. Obviously.