There’s Now A Booth On The Street Where Men On The Go Can Jerk Off

A recent poll from Time Out found that 39% of New York admitted to masturbating at work, and then there’s all those who wont admit it. And while this reality made most of us feel even weirder about our coworkers’ trips to the bathroom, one company was working hard to make sure things would get much worse.

On Tuesday, January 12, Hot Octopuss (the sex toy company behind the Guybrator) unveiled the “GuyFi” booth on 28th Street and 5th Avenue in New York City. I wanna say it’s the first of it’s kind, but given it’s NYC– that would be overly optimistic. This is simply the first jerk off booth with an snappy name and corporate backing, so maybe that’s progress?

Well, all they really did was put a laptop and chair in a phone booth with a GuyFi curtain over it. This seems like an okay way to vote in an election, or maybe get a laptop stolen, but kind of a messed up way to meet your masturbation quota.

AND WHY ARE THERE NO BOOTHS FOR FEMALE MASTURBATORS? Because it’s be impossible to bring a woman to orgasm in a NYC phone booth. They’ll have to do better if they want my business.

[Mashable]