Chris Pratt’s “Game Plan” Sounds Like An Awesome Diet
Chris Pratt has a new diet plan. If his description of it is any indication, the only real rule is “be adorable,” in which case he is already succeeding:
“I’m going to start a diet I called ‘The Game Plan’ where basically I only eat wild game for a year. ‘The Game Plan,’ get it? Cause GAME? I mean I’ll also eat veggies and fruit and other stuff too. But for one year I want to eat only the meats that were caught or killed by me or my friends. Total free range organic wild game! The game plan. Join me. I mean I’m gonna still eat eggs and probably chicken and probably steak I mean I gotta have steak and oysters and definitely bacon. But other than that. And the occasional burger for a cheat meal. But other than that only wild game. The game plan. I should mention I will also have sushi because I have to have sushi because it’s so good. And pepperoni. But that’s not a meat technically, right? But other than that all wild game. And pepperchinis! (That’s not how you spell that) Exclusively wild game. It will be tough. But it’s worth the sacrifice. I will be eating turkey for thanksgiving. Probably fried. That’s the best. And also ham. For Easter we make lamb. That’s great. Ill have to have lamb that day.”
He also notes that he is an avid hunter but did, in fact, grow up in a house and was not raised by coyotes. I’m so glad he cleared that up, because it is admittedly difficult to tell sometimes.
I’m all about The Game Plan if it means that sometimes you eat wild game and sometimes you don’t. It certainly sounds less rigorous than the Taco Cleanse, which already sounds like a fake diet. Yeah! Game Plan! Let’s all eat what we want! Thanks, Chris!
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