Now You Can Listen To Bernie Sanders As A Phone Sex Operator And Get More Turned On By What He Stands For

Bernie is considered bae by many voters, because his voice is uniquely genuine and representative of real change. His progressive ideas have excited people far beyond the Democratic party, but have they aroused them? Maybe, if his voice is what you’re after.

Courtesy of The Stranger, the Dirty Bernie podcast is the only audio out there answering the question, “What if Bern was a professional phone sex operator?” The result is a show that can only be described by the tagline, “You can’t spell ‘socialism’ without a little jism.”

The first episode does a great job of capturing the Senator’s cadence and weaving in his ideology, even when he’s getting callers off.  At one point he tells a woman he’s going to eat a tube of Ritz crackers and rub the crumbs all over her body, which is honestly something she could do herself.

Listen and enjoy, but be warned that it sounds like these people are legitimately orgasming, so maybe pop in the ear buds before playing it at work.

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