Tila Tequila’s Flat Earth Twitter Rant Is The Best Thing That’s Happened This Year So Far

Tila Tequila–arguably the world’s first social media star, pretty inarguably a complete loony toon, and definitely a weird anti-Semitic conspiracy theorist who once dressed up as a Nazi and posed in front of Auschwitz–has been on serious Twitter tear talking about why she believes the Earth is flat.

I have never been much of a Twitter mining kind of blogger, but I have to make an exception in this case. It’s just too amazing. My mind is blown. I don’t even know what to do with myself right now.


Just skipped right over WW3 there. Unless there was a WW3 and there was a government coverup, because it had something to do with the earth being flat!

You cannot argue with logic like that.

Who are “The Others”–are they like the illuminati? Also how does one become a clone of themselves?

That’s how they got Sherri Shepherd, who is now also a clone. Probably.

Was that in the ’80s?

Oh. Well then! That explains the cloning thing!