Man, A Lot Of People Are Watching Porn In The Middle Of The Workday

Megan Reynolds | January 7, 2016 - 2:30 pm

Pornhub released its annual Year In Review and it’s a glorious cornucopia of smutty metrics, giving you everything you wanted to know about how people touch themselves and each other and what they watch when they do it.

The good ol’ U.S of A comes first in worldwide traffic, with our friends across the pond in the U.K. second. India’s climbed up the ranks to take the third spot. And, I’m proud of both Romania and Belgium for ascending the ranks and making it to the top 20. Good work, guys. Keep it up!!

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Apparently, we’ve all been spending a little bit more time gazing into the depths of Pornhub’s varied offerings. Last year’s average time spent on Pornhub was a cute 9 minutes and 16 seconds. This year, we’re taking a couple more seconds to really enjoy ourselves. Lest you jump to any conclusions about porn addiction, Dr. Laurie Betito, psychologist and sex therapist says, “Your average person only stays long enough to find what they like and masturbate to it.” Normal. This is normal, healthy porn behavior.

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Here’s the most interesting bit of information: our favorite time to watch porn is around 4pm. This coincides nicely with our preference for a post-lunch, pre-dinner bone, but it doesn’t make any goddamn sense for anyone who has a job. How are you watching porn at your office? Are you doing this on your phone? Are you sneaking into the bathroom, all horned up and ready to go, putting in your earbuds and really gettin’ after it? Please, if you are one of the millions of people masturbating during the workday, let me know.

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The absolute best part about this entire data dump is the long-ranging list of gaining Pornhub searches in 2015. Giantess porn is storming the world and setting various genitals on fire, as are celebrity sex tapes. What warms my heart and my lady flower equally, however, is the fact that “man eating pussy” has been searched a whopping 769 percent more in 2015 than 2014. More women are watching porn! More men are trying to figure out what to do. Whatever it is, this is progress.

TRENDING SEARCHES 2015

The rest of the info can be found in all its glory here.