The ‘Instagram Single’ Struggle Is Bleak And Very Real

Megan Reynolds | January 5, 2016 - 5:30 pm

God, now we have absolutely no way of knowing whether or not the man-sized Stan Smiths juuust out of frame in your arch-nemesis from college’s incessant Instagram posts are actually attached to a real man. Maybe she’s been faking it this whole time. Maybe this is your time to shine, you clever bat. Maybe this is your cue.

Go forth. Wrap that pillow in a plaid shirt and cuddle up to it, like it were a real, breathing man. Say a quiet prayer to Akilah Hughes for showing you the way.