Mike Tyson Is Finally Defeated By Public Enemy #1, The Hoverboard

Like your cousin Josh and that pack of neighbor kids that silently ride in a V-formation around your parent’s cul-de-sac, Mike Tyson got a hoverboard for Christmas.  Hoverboards are so easy to that children and Pomeranians can glide with ease across kitchens, down sidewalks and past the Dippin’ Dots kiosk at the mall. Surely the former undisputed heavyweight champion of the world could use what one assumes to be a formidable core and stand on one of these things without eating shit.

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Nothing I have seen this week has made me laugh as hard as Mike Tyson falling off a overboard has. I doubt anything will.

[New York]