Carrie Fisher Is The Princess And General Of Throwing Shade At Age-Shaming Trolls
The second time I saw Star Wars: The Force Awakens, there was a guy in the row in front of me who apparently couldn’t help burping loudly and providing inappropriate commentary throughout the movie. I don’t care much, because you do you, Burp Guy, but the one thing that bothered me was his expressed shock and awe at the fact that Carrie Fisher’s face and body have, in fact, been affected by the passage of time over the last 30 years, just like everyone else.
Well, Carrie Fisher has a message for him and everyone like him:
Please stop debating about whetherOR not👁aged well.unfortunately it hurts all3 of my feelings.My BODY hasnt aged as well as I have.Blow us👌🏼
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) December 29, 2015
“It hurts all three of my feelings, blow us” has got to be my new thing in 2016. Carrie Fisher is perfect.