Here’s What’s New On Netflix in January 2016

We still have a couple days left in this infernal year, and the Netflix gods are taking away a bunch of stuff and adding some more, as they are wont to do. The pickings are a teensy bit slim this month, but there’s still something for everybody. Here’s the latest that’s headed your way this month.

Chelsea Does(Netflix Original) - available January 23rd

Comedian, late-night host and acquired taste Chelsea Handler attempts to tackle racism, the tech boom, drugs and marriage through the all-seeing lens of comedy. Confronting stereotypes through comedy! That should be okay, I guess? Eh, we’ll see.

Degrassi: Next Class(Netflix Original) – January 15

The beloved Canadian teen drama gets yet another reboot, this time with less Drake. If you liked the original Degrassi, or just appreciate a teen drama crafted with an eye towards the treacly and the overwrought, then you will certainly lose hours of your life to this, trust me.

The Overnight – available January 14

Adam Scott and Taylor Schilling move to L.A. and attend a sex party hosted by Jason Schwartzman. Adam Scott also has a facial hair situation happening that somehow ups his attractiveness quota. Also, won’t it be fun to see Taylor Schilling as anything other than Piper Goddamn Chapman? I think so!

If your Hulu subscription lapsed last year, you can also catch the latest seasons of New Girl(January 5) and It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia(January 5), and the farewell season of Parks and Recreation (January 13). Here’s the rest of what’s coming your way.

2 Fast 2 Furious (2003): January 1
30 for 30: Four Falls of Buffalo: January 2
Adult World (2014): January 6
Along Came Polly (2004): January 1
American Girl: Grace Stirs up Success (2015): January 1
Angry Birds Toons: Season One: January 1
Blunt Force Trauma (2015): January 4
Bring It On: Fight to the Finish (2009): January 1
Bring It On: In It to Win It (2007): January 1
Catwoman (2004): January 1
The Celebrity Plastic Surgeons of Beverly Hills: Season One: January 1
Constantine (2005): January 1
Curve (2015): January 19
Dos Hermanos (2010): January 10
Dragons: Race to the Edge: Season Two *Netflix Original: January 6
Drone (2014): January 20
El Hombre de al Lado (2009): January 10
Esperando La Carroza (1985): January 10
Ever After High: Dragon Games: January 29
Forensic Files: Collection Two: January 1
Friday Night Tykes: Season One-Two: January 1
From Dusk Till Dawn: Season Two: January 25
Frozen Planet (2011): January 28
Frozen Planet: On Thin Ice (2011): January 28
The Good Road (2013): January 1
House of Wax (2005): January 1
How to Change the World (2015): January 1
Hyde Park on Hudson (2012): January 16
Ice Age 2: The Meltdown (2006): January 1
I’ll Have What Phil’s Having: Season One: January 2
Intolerable Cruelty (2003): January 1
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Season 10: January 5
Journey to Le Mans (2014): January 1
The Ladykillers (2004): January 12
The Last Five Years (2015): January 15
Littlest Pet Shop: Season Four: January 11
Loins of Punjab (2007): January 1
The Making of Frozen Planet (2012): January 28
The Marziano Family (2011): January 10
Meet the Parents (2000): January 1
Meet the Fockers (2004): January 1
Moonwalkers (2015): January 15
Nanny McPhee (2006): January 1
Occupied (2015): January 15
Piku (2015): January 1
Pooh’s Heffalump Movie (2005): January 1
Pride and Prejudice (2005): January 1
Rosario Tijeras (2005): January 10
The Rundown (2003): January 1
Sharknado 3: January 22
Shout Gladi Gladi (2015): January 1
Sirens: Season Two: January 15
Smokin’ Aces 2: Assassins’ Ball (2009): January 1
Sofia the First: Season Two: January 3
Something New (2006): January 1
Stephen Fry Live: More Fool Me (2014): January 1
Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle: Season Three: January 1
Swordfish (2001): January 1
The Tale of Despereaux (2008): January 1
The Testimony (2015): January 14
Tom Segura: Mostly Stories (2015): January 6
Training Day (2001): January 4
Turbo Kid (2015)
Under Arrest: Season One: “Put Some Clothes On”: January 1
Un Oso Rojo (2002): January 10
We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011): January 1
The Wedding Date (2005): January 1
When Calls the Heart: Season Two: January 21
Words and Pictures (2013):January 31
The Whole Ten Yards (2004): January 1
Z Nation: Season Two: January 17

But wait! Wait! What’s leaving Netflix!?

You probably finished Making A Murderer this weekend, but there’s still a bunch of other stuff to watch in the last gasps of 2015. Use this week to watch The Graduate, Zoolander, Almost Famous, and American Psycho, because they’re all outta here on January 1. Watch them all on New Year’s Eve instead of putting on real pants and leaving your house. And, if you’re like me and didn’t realize that Dance Moms was on Netflix in the first place, please do yourself a favor and go watch all of it before January 14th.

Find the rest of our fallen internet streaming soldiers below.

A Clockwork Orange (1971)
Almost Famous (2000)
American Psycho (2000)
American Psycho 2 (2002)
The Bourne Identity (2002)
The Bourne Supremacy (2004)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
Coach Carter (2005)
Conan the Barbarian (1982)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Coyote Ugly (2000)
Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior: Season 1
Four Brothers (2005)
Gladiator (2000)
Grandma’s Boy (2006)
Harriet the Spy (1996)
Heartbreakers (2001)
The Hours (2002)
The Italian Job (2003)
Jackass: The Movie (2002)
Jerry Maguire (1996)
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003)
Lawrence of Arabia: Restored Version (1962)
The Longest Yard (2005)
The Machinist (2004)
Max Steel: Seasons 1-2
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Mission: Impossible (1996)
Mission: Impossible II (2000)
The Patriot (2000)
Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)
Rambo: First Blood (1982)
Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
Rambo III: Ultimate Edition (1988)
The Rescuers (1977)
Risky Business (1983)
Rocky II (1979)
Rocky III (1982)
Rocky IV (1985)
Rocky V (1990)
Rosemary’s Baby (1968)
Serpico (1973)
Sesame Street: Animals and Nature: Season 1
Sesame Street: Classics: Vol. 1-2
Sesame Street: Cookie and Friends: Season 1
Sesame Street: Creativity and Imagination: Season 1
Sesame Street: Elmo and Friends: Season 1
Sesame Street: Everyday Moments: Season 1
Sesame Street: Music and Dance: Season 1
Sesame Street: Numbers and Letters: Season 1
The Sum of All Fears (2002)
There Will Be Blood (2007)
Trading Places (1983)
Trekkies (1999)
The Virgin Suicides (1999)

Expiring January 4

Dumbo (1941)
James and the Giant Peach (1996)
Pocahontas (1995)
The Aristocats (1970)
The Fox and the Hound (1981)
The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
The Rescuers Down Under (1990)
The Tigger Movie (2000)

Expiring January 8

The Lying Game: Season 2

Expiring January 14

Bad Ink: Season 1
Beyond Scared Straight!: Seasons 4-5
Duck Dynasty: Collection
Hoarders: Collection
Intervention: Collection
Pawn Stars: Collection
Storage Wars: Collection
The Kennedys: Season 1