Get Hypnotized By This Male Seahorse Giving Birth

If you’ve ever wondered what it’d be like to watch a man give birth to a throng of babies at once, just watch this male seahorse pop out a throng of tiny babies, and imagine it’s a human man! Or don’t, because this video is already borderline traumatizing in its peaceful, underwater way.

Look at him floating there — so zen, and then watch his offspring emerge with the exactly the gentle force I’d expect from any creature called a “baby seahorse.”

I can’t stop watching this. Please, join me in this emotionally confusing voyeurism!