Merry Goddamn Christmas, Teresa Giudice Has Been Released From Prison!

Rush to the hi-fi and cue up your most triumphant, jangly and celebratory version of “All I Want For Christmas Is You,” because Juicy Joe Giudice got his wish — his precious angel, Teresa, is out of prison!!!

According to Page Six, Tre was released at 5:01 Wednesday morning, straight to the loving arms of…someone. Not her family? Maybe her family — her new family! At the halfway house.

After completing the necessary release paperwork, Giudice got into an awaiting car and drove away. Her destination is a mystery. According to federal regulation, she’s supposed to be turned over to a halfway house for an undetermined amount of time.

What is clear is that Giudice, along with her husband Joe Giudice and four daughters, will be spending Christmas Eve with her sister-in-law and brother-in-law, Melissa and Joe Gorga.

Page Six also reports that she’ll be writing a book, which will most likely be the only thing I read in 2016. Merry Christmas!!!

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