Hillary Clinton, I Don’t Think You’re ~Anyone’s~ Abuela, Seriously

In what I can only assume was an attempt at reaching Latino millennial and incorporating the recent news that her daughter, Chelsea, is expecting, someone on the staff of Hillary Clinton’s campaign wrote a strange little ditty. It’s called “7 Things Hillary Clinton Has In Common With Your Abuela,”

If you currently have an abuela and are wondering to yourself what on earth Hillary Clinton could have in common with her, you’re not alone.  Julianne Escobedo Shepherd over at Jezebel has an abuela, and she’s definitely just like Hillary, trust. A lot of people on Twitter were understandably miffed about Hillary’s blatant pandering especially in light of some of her more questionable policies and the fact that she’s a white woman basking in the privilege of being adjacent to or directly involved in public office.

Hillary! Please, we know you want to be president, and honestly, I would vote for you if it came to it. But, you have to chill. It’s okay to chill. Relax. Take a deep breath. I made you some tea. 2016 is far away enough for you to take a break for just a couple of days. Sound good?

If you disagree and think that Hillary Clinton is indeed just like your abeula, please share your thoughts in the comments below, I would greatly appreciate it.