Here’s Kris Jenner, Momager and Possible Witch, Selling Magic Candles In An Old Infomercial
Kris Jenner has managed to achieve astronomical success by skillfully leveraging her children for waist trainer endorsement deals and a television program that is the most inane and brilliant thing to hit E! in perhaps its entire existence. How does she do it, you wonder? This question, long pondered by pundits worldwide, now has an answer: by “hosting” an infomercial hawking Wicks of Wonder, magical candles that will make your wildest dreams come true.
In this treasure of a video unearthed by the Daily Mail, Jenner enthusiastically hosts an infomercial for candles sold by spiritual advisor/owner of the suspected malware provider famous-psychic.com(do not click on that link, please) Linda Salvin. Shot sometime in the late 90s-early 2000s, judging by Kris’s shellacked hair flip, this video is one of those rare treasures the internet occasionally burps up and leaves on the front stoop for us as an unspecified warning.
It’s all making sense, right? This is why we live in a world where Kimoji exist and Kylie Jenner sold out two rounds of her lip kit in like, five minutes. How rare it is to witness a sorceress at the very moment when they realized the full potential of their power.