“Fuller House” Cast Whips, Nae Naes; Viewers Not Sure Why

Were you wondering what it might look like if you plopped Kimmy Gibbler(Andrea Barber), D.J.(the inimitably insane Candace Cameron Bure) and Stephanie Tanner(Jody Sweetin) in front of a green screen in 2015 and asked them to gamely attempt a dance co-opted by most of America but created by black teens? If so, here is your answer. Just in time to make the second-to-last week of 2015 bright and scary, as the good Lord intended, here is a promo( ?!? ) video for Fuller House, the Netflix-helmed Full House reboot that nobody asked for.

Wow! That’s a lot of jerking movements and highlights. It is surprising to me that Candace Cameron Bure, the craziest of them all, somehow manages to be the best at this. It is entirely unsurprising that Kimmy Gibbler was so patently awful that she’s off-screen for both the whip and the nae nae. Also, I’d like to personally request that Candace Cameron Bure never again attempt the swag she’s attempting around the 0:20 mark.

I’m sure one of your weird Facebook friends that you went to high school with will post this video with a thousand earnest LOLs plus a video of their kid doing the same,  but if they do, feel free to counteract this with the only Full House dancing video anyone needs.