Group Of Single Men Called ‘Losers With Women’ Stage Rally Against Christmas

In Tokyo, some Anti-Christmas protesters calling themselves “Losers with Women” thought it was a worthy cause enough to march through a busy shopping district in Tokyo on Saturday, bashing the Christian holiday as an evil capitalist ploy that discriminates against single men. Wait.

One of the protestors said:

“In this world, money is extracted from people in love, and happy people support capitalism.” Honey, I just don’t know. I think it’s extracted from people who are dead inside like most of us?

The group’s leader was quoted as saying: “Unpopular men, who don’t have a girlfriend or are not married, are overly discriminated. We want to break this barrier.”

I’m just going to go ahead and assume that this group is the sole reason why you are having a hard time finding a woman to love you. Just a hunch.