Martin Shkreli Has Resigned As CEO Of Turing Pharmaceuticals, Pop The Bubbly

It’s the Twelve Days of Martin Shkreli, apparently, because Pharma Bro over here won’t stop generating news. If you’ve been enjoying the sweet, sweet schadenfreude of watching Shkreli, famous for jacking up the prices of life-saving pharmaceuticals, get arrested for securities fraud, you’ll appreciate the fact that he has now resigned from/been ousted by Turing Pharmaceuticals.

As the CEO of Turing, Shkreli had misused funds to pay off unhappy investors. He’s also the CEO of KaloBios Pharmaceuticals, who haven’t commented on Shkreli’s arrest or his future at KaloBios (or the super-exclusive Wu-Tang Clan album he bought for $2 million and then didn’t listen to).

If you need a nightcap on all this Pharma Bro news, you might also enjoy the dinosaur erotica Pharma Bro Pounded In the Butt By T-Rex Comedian Bill Murky and a Clan of Triceratops Rappers Trying to Get Their Album Back by prolific dinosaur eroticist Chuck Tingle, published just last Thursday. Good night, sweet prince!


[The Verge]
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