Good Morning, Azealia Banks Was Arrested For Biting A Security Guard In The Boob

Azealia Banks, your favorite rapper from 2011, is in a tiddly bit of legal trouble, again. According to Page Six, Banks was arrested outside of a nightclub early Wednesday morning, after allegedly freaking the hell out , punching a female security guard and “biting her in the boob.”

Oh boy. Banks was apparently there for a private party, but found herself at odds with the bouncers and was swiftly removed shortly thereafter. It seems she arrived with a guest — invited, natch — for a birthday party for the club owner. When security at the downstairs private party told her she needed to just go ahead upstairs and get a stamp to get in to said private party, that’s when she lost it.

“There was a female security guard and a male guard,” a source said, adding they “didn’t recognize Banks” — who began “screaming at the top of her lungs, cursing” and using racial slurs. A club owner noticed the commotion and “gave her a pass to let her in,” but “once she was 15 feet inside, she starts to curse at the guards again, explaining who she was, that she’s on Rihanna’s album.”

Call me crazy, but invoking AnTI, the album we may never, ever see in our lifetimes doesn’t seem like the best way to establish legitimacy. According to witnesses, as Banks was being escorted out, she bit the female security guard on the breast hard enough that she almost broke through her shirt.

As she was arrested, she reportedly asked, “Why are you arresting me?”

The boob-bitten bouncer is fine. Banks and her representatives have provided no comment.

[Page Six]