Kim Kardashian Ate Her “Amazing” Placenta

Like the doula your sister hired to bring your niece River into this world, Kim Kardashian understands the power of the placenta. After the birth of her son Saint, Kim had her placenta converted to pills and took to her app to pen what I can assume was a sweetly earnest blog post about the power of ingesting her own nourishing afterbirth:

I can’t actually read the post because I have yet to sign up for the full Kardashian experience and have not pulled the trigger on the app (but I’m pretty sure that it’ll happen sooner rather than later). However, someone at Cosmopolitan did, and this is a tidbit of what Kim had to say:

I heard so many stories when I was pregnant with North of moms who never ate their placenta with their first baby and then had postpartum depression, but then when they took the pills with their second baby, they did not suffer from depression! So I thought, why not try it? What do I have to lose?

Valid point, Kim! I have just one question: Why is this packaged like homemade bath salts from Etsy? Someone crossstitch this tweet. Put it on a mug. Give me an iPhone case with this emblazoned on its back. I’ll take this stitched onto a denim jacket that I can wear with a kicky skirt and some mules on the weekends. Please, don’t ever change, Kim.