The Reptilian Monsters In The Senate Voted To Defund Planned Parenthood

As if we needed further proof that the GOP is full of absolute monsters, today, Senate Republicans voted to not only repeal Obamacare (a recurring theme they echo through their assholes), but they also lobbed on the horrifying clause to defund Planned Parenthood.

Luckily, they don’t hold a large enough supermajority to bypass the President’s inevitable veto (thanks Obama, seriously), so this was no doubt a move to garner outrage from both sides, inciting Republican extremists to continued action.

In response to the proposal to repeal Obamacare, the White House stated:

“Repealing key elements of the Affordable Care Act would result in millions of individuals remaining uninsured or losing the insurance they have today. An estimated 17.6 million Americans gained coverage…The (bill) would roll back coverage gains and cost millions of hard-working middle-class families the security of affordable health coverage they deserve.”

Which is a more eloquent way of saying, “Nice try, fuckboys.”