Pantone’s 2016 Colors Of The Year Are So Chill

Pantone’s Color of The Year is here, but this time it’s two colors, perhaps intended to soothe our troubled, frazzled, stressed-the-fuck-out minds into calm.

Meet Rose Quartz, “a persuasive yet gentle tone that conveys compassion and a sense of composure” and Serenity, “weightless and airy, like the expanse of the blue sky above us, bringing feelings of respite and relaxation even in turbulent times.”

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Pink, blue. Blue, pink. Baby’s breath, spring sky. Blush, ocean. Soothing. Nice. Zen. Chill. Relaxed. Like being in a weird meditation chamber or a float tank. Like the colors you’d use to decorate a room for a very cool baby. Like a soothing oasis of colors that are kind of boring. Like living inside the “Hotline Bling” video for the rest of your life.

Shh. Yes. Warm. Good night.