Here Is CL’s “Hello Bitches,” Your New Anthem For Just About Every Situation

Here’s an assignment for this long week/year/life: lock yourself in a room and learn all the choreography from this video which I have had on repeat in a tab all day as general life and Thanksgiving inspiration.

This is “Hello Bitches” from Korean crossover pop star CL, out of the group 2NE1.It’s choreographed by Parris Goebbel, the “polyswagg” pioneer, who also features her all-female dance crew, ReQuest. For the uninitiated, please watch the video below, we’re waiting, it’s fine.

Now that you know: look. at. this. video. I have watched it about five times and have mentally discarded everything I own in favor of a bomber jacket and some tattered fishnets. Give me sharp winged liner and a cardio dance class set to this routine. Give me attitude in spades and a sick girl gang that’ll run up in your house party, your classroom or your place of employment, bust it wide open and then go get a burrito. Let me live my December, the last month of this garbage-ass year, like these women.

[Jezebel]