This Dog Wearing A Pizza Necklace Gets It

You know those days when you realize how weird living on a spinning ball of planet is, and you just freak out because WHY NOT?! This dog sure does. Sadly, I can’t say I’ve ever found myself fabulous enough to be wearing a pizza-roll necklace, but I now have new goals, because few things sound more satisfying than forgetting YOU’RE WEARING PIZZA, and then proceeding to ravenously eat it off your own neck!

Seriously, I dare you to look at this dog and not feel joy! If this Vine isn’t emotional transcendence, I don’t know what is.

H/T: Broadly