What’s The Deal With Rihanna’s Weird ANTIdiaRY Project?

After three and a half long-ass years, Rihanna is supposedly finally ready to bless us with a new album, ANTI, which is coming to Tidal users on Black Friday — that’s in, like, four days, guys — and the rest of us on December 4th. Rihanna can be a total tease, but I’m pretty sure this info is legit, because look at what she tweeted:

It’s coming! But first, we must figure out why Rihanna is skulking through the halls of an abandoned house with evil demon children.

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Like the cave drawings of Lascaux, these drawings – plus the work of “the key holder” – serve to only further complicate the mystery.

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Is Rihanna trapped in a prison of her own making? Is this house a metaphor for her mind? Are these devil children her ego and her id?

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What mysteries do you know, children? Why are you in this house? Why is Rihanna in this house? It’s too well-lit for a horror movie, but not clean enough to be some sort of lifestyle rom-com a la “It’s Complicated,” so I’m guessing this isn’t buddy comedy in which Rihanna has to help those two children find their mommy.

Hey, what’s behind that door, guys?

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AHHHHHHHH. OH. AAHHHHH.

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Oh. I see.

If you want to see if you can beat Rihanna at her own game — figuring out what her album is about and when it will actually be released, I guess? — go to ANTIdiaRY on your phone and try and figure it out for yourself.