Love Is Alive Part 387: Sofia Vergara And Joe Mangianello Got Hitched

Unattractive hell beasts Joe Mangianello and Sofia Vergara got married this weekend in a so-s0 ceremony at The Breakers in Palm Beach, Florida. The ceremony was … fine, I guess. Like, look at this mess:

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Have you ever seen anything more awful in your entire life?

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What is this dress?! What is this nightmare Pnina Tornai-derivative-Chantilly-lace-confection?

I mean, have you ever seen anything more boooooring?

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Horrible. Ugh, so glad I didn’t go.

JK, guys, the wedding looked beautiful, Sofia Vergara took pictures and posted them on Instagram all night like a regular bride and she and Joe are two perfect specimens of humanity, both so beautiful that it feels unfair for them to take themselves off the market in order to join their nude bodies in sexual congress forevermore. But congratulations to the happy couple anyway!