Congrats David Beckham, For You Are People’s Sexiest Man Alive

People, our cultural lodestar for male and female physical attraction, named their sexiest man alive last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live” last night. Surprise, it’s David Beckham. This makes sense, I think? Up until this moment, I thought he’d peaked in the mid-2000s, but just look at that mug. He’s eternally sexy.

I’m not sure what the requirements are for “sexiest man alive,” nor am I clear on who presides on the voting board, but let’s nominate Michael B. Jordan for next year, okay? Get to it. Grassroots hashtagtivism works! [People]