Katy Perry’s Dad Accosted By Woman Who Thinks Monster Energy Drinks Are Satanic

As you may know, prior to becoming a pop star, Katy Perry sang wholesome songs about Jesus, and is the child of two Christian preachers. As you may also know, many “interesting” people on the internet believe she is now in cahoots with Satan, and a definite member of the Illuminati.

One such person is Christine Weick, a national treasure best known for explaining the secret Satanic messages appearing on cans of Monster Energy Drinks! In fact, Weick is so upset about Katy Perry, that she showed up at a Christian radio station in Phoenix where Keith Hudson — Perry’s father — was doing an interview, and started yelling at him about how is daughter is “wicked.”

It is just the best thing I have seen in a while:

I got angry today. REAL ANGRY! I found out that the parents of Katy Perry were guests on Christian Radio 1280 KXEG out…

Posted by Christine Weick on Monday, November 9, 2015

I like that she is whipped up in such a rage that at first she tells Hudson he is Katy Perry’s daughter!

Weick basically spends this video yelling at Hudson for his daughter being “wicked” and then going on about how she is a Good Christian for not speaking to her own son, because he’s not holy and if he were a Good Christian he would denounce his daughter and also make her stop loving Satan so much. It is quite the joyride.

Now! If that is not amazing enough? In the comments on Weick’s Facebook page, I found this golden nugget. Apparently, Katy Perry is ACTUALLY JonBenet Ramsey — and if you don’t believe it, you love both lies and murder. Who knew?

[Friendly Atheist]