Barf Forever: Gavin Rossdale Was Cheating On Gwen Stefani With The Nanny

In the most cliché and bummer news of the morning, it appears Gavin Rossdale, 50, was cheating on wife Gwen Stefani, 46, FOR THREE YEARS with one of their nannies, Mindy Mann.

The affair was discovered by another one of the family’s nannies, who noticed sexts between Mann and Rossdale when the messages synced to the family iPad because of their iCloud. (Cue audio: “I don’t want to come back down from this iCloud. It’s taken me all this tiiiiiiii-me to boooooink the nanny. Yeah, yeah, YEAH!”)

Rossdale and Stefani have three kids together: Kingston, 9, Zuma, 7, and Apollo, the youngest, is 20 months old. They announced their divorce in August.

Well this just blows all the butts. Why do we women spend so much time on hair and makeup when we could just become a DAMN NANNY and smash anyone we want?! I want some of that nanny smash power! I don’t even know who I’d invite into my slam cave with that kind of pull, but it wouldn’t be Gavin, Ben, Jude Law, or Ethan Hawke.

At least Stefani’s seeing Blake Shelton now. I believe in them! And male nannies.

[US Weekly]