Gwyneth Paltrow May Consciously Couple With “The View”
Could it be? Could it possibly be true? COULD GWYNETH PALTROW BE THE NEXT CO-HOST ON “THE VIEW”? Just like we have all always dreamed?
Well! There is a possibility! According to a report from Radar, the show is tempting Paltrow with a seven-figure deal — and she hasn’t said no yet. According to their source, however, Gwynnie may be the show’s only hope, because due to their declining ratings, they may have to cancel if she doesn’t accept.
I mean, if it were up to me, I would suggest they actually find some smarter women for the show and aim for a lineup closer to the Lisa Ling years (post-Matenopoulos, pre-Hasselbeck) and look to recruit smart, well-educated women rather than more people who just might say something crazy or stupid enough that people like me will make fun of them later that day online.
Not to say that I don’t appreciate the professional courtesy.
I’m not gonna lie. This is great news for me, and perhaps for all bloggers everywhere. I mean, 90 percent of the words that come out of that woman’s mouth are comedy gold. Not just regular comedy gold either. Gluten-free, homeopathic liquid comedy gold collected in a mason jar, so that you may preserve it and later spread on your nether regions in order to purify them of “toxins.”
h/t The Superficial