Some People Are Pissed Off About Starbucks Taking Christmas Off Of Their Holiday Cup Design
Today in “things people are upset about that don’t matter at all”, the new minimalist red Holiday design released by Starbucks has angered people who claim they are definitely in on some war on Christmas.
Yes that’s right, the marketing folk at Starbuck’s sat at their evil anti-Christmas chairs and frothed at the mouth while they clicked on their InDesign screens and flooded the cups with the blood of Satan.
According to Starbucks spokeswoman Erin Shane this year’s cup is about offering space to tell your own story. In the past the cups had reindeer, vintage ornaments and snowflakes.
Here are some batshit tweets for us to all laugh at:
@Starbucks. Removing the name Christmas from you cups is anti-American. We are one Nation, Under God. You lost a Customer.
— franck jamet (@franckjam) November 7, 2015
@sizzlesride FORGET STARBUCKS-And any other store that takes Christmas out of Christmas-Their 2015 red cups R as "un-Christmasy" as possible
— Judith Benton (@JkbentonJudith) November 5, 2015
— Betsy Doyle (@betsy_s_doyle) November 5, 2015