Blake Shelton & Gwen Stefani Have A Love That Will Stand The Test Of Time, Okay?

Miranda Lambert is handling this entire Blake’n’Gwen thing by doing as you do when your tall ex-husband publicly consorts with a short, peppy blonde that isn’t you: by posting cryptic lyrics on her Facebook page and crying to Carrie Underwood, maybe. [People]

“I could spend ages reading the news
I could spend days, singing the blues
But I turn up the tv light
Give up without a fight
Better than pretending to know what’s wrong and what’s right”

Meanwhile, Blake’N’Gwen (Shelfani? Gwelton?) would like you to know that this is 100 percent not a publicity stunt to boost ratings for “The Voice” and their love is real and pure and true. [Page Six]

Here is a look at Maggie Gyllenhaal on the set of that HBO drama, “The Deuce,” about the porn industry in the 1970s and seedy-ass NYC. The wig is serving … something. James Franco is also in this thing, and aren’t we in luck, he plays twins. [People]

MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL

Giada diLaurentiis, of the shark mouth and the egregious Italian pronunciations, is seeing someone new but it’s not out-to-pasture frat bro Bobby Flay because  she’s “smarter than that,” which is actually the first smart thing I’ve heard her say. [E! News]

Kourtney Kardashian is “overwhelmed” by being a single mother while the best and worst part of that television show, Scott Disick, is in rehab. [Radar]

Jessa Duggar made a baby and it’s a boy and it’s here, yay. [Us Weekly]