Ozzy To Apologize For Peeing On The Alamo
The vast majority of the people who read The Frisky are between the ages of 18 and 34, so show of hands: Who remembers Ozzy Osbourne peeing on the Alamo in 1982? Second question: Who remembers Ozzy primarily from Black Sabbath rather than from “The Osbournes”?
These are pertinent questions because Ozzy has announced that he’s going to officially apologize for urinating on the Alamo. Why? I don’t know. In 1992, he gave a $10,000 donation to the Daughters of the Republic of Texas, who maintain the monument, in reparation for his actions. That was twenty-three years ago! Have Texans not forgiven him?
But also, will Texans forgive him now that he’s showing up with a camera crew from the History Channel? I don’t think so. We were wondering in the Frisky Slack if maybe he found Jesus and Jesus told him to apologize. My guess is that he found moths in his wallet and his wallet told him to apologize.
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