Love Is Alive, Maybe: Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton Are Officially Dating

Rumors have been flying that Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani, two chill co-workers who don’t seem well-matched, have been dating, but now it’s official: Shelton’s rep has confirmed to E! News that they are indeed dating. What?

It seems all of their weird, stilted, flirty chatter on “The Voice” was actually their secret code to America that yes, they are indeed residing in the bone zone. Honestly, this doesn’t make any sense but hey, they’re two people who have been each other’s genitalia, mashed them together and thought, “Yeah, this’ll work.”

To commemorate this peculiar union, here are all the possible celebrity-couple monikers I could come up with: Glake; Blen; Shelfani; Stefton; Gwenton, Blafani. Shelfani’s really working for me, but I’ll accept Glake. Please leave your suggestions, thoughts, comments and condolences for Miranda in the comments.

[E! News]