Here’s Your Very Confusing 2015 Thanksgiving Day Parade Lineup

The lineup for this year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade (and for the love of all that is good in this world, please do not call it the “Macy’s Day Parade”): Mariah Carey, Pat Benatar, Questlove, Panic! At the Disco, and Plain White T’s.

Wait, what? What is this lineup? Who has heard of Plain White T’s since 2006? Are they still making saccharine nonsense music? What are any of these people doing partying together?

Somebody named Nat Giraldo will be there. So will another person named Jennifer Nettles, whose name I recognize mainly from her being featured on a Bon Jovi song. Miss America will, of course, make an appearance. This is all very disorienting. I’m pretty sure this will not improve my Thanksgiving morning. Can we just throw “Parks and Rec” on and call it a day?

[ABC News]

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