Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova Releases New Single “Jack Your Barbie”

The Human Barbie, Valeria Lukyanova has gone beyond her totally bonkers made up space religion, extensive plastic surgery, workout routines and all-around surreal lifestyle to try her hand at songwriting!

The Moldovan-born Ukrainian model and Barbie personality has released a new single called ‘Jack Your Barbie’ which is the best thing that’s ever happened to me personally because merely the name is so completely absurd and perfect alone.

But the SONG my friends, the song. It is just your normal Euro-techno-house crap with one line of lyric: “Jack your Barbie” and then sometimes “Jack, jack your Barbie.” To make things worse/best, Valeria’s voice is a squeaky burst of plastic helium – naturally.

Listen here.

Your weekend has now been made.

[Fox News]