You Can Call Justin Bieber On His Cell Phone, If You Want, To Hear His “Hotline Bling”

Here is Justin Bieber’s take on “Hotline Bling”, which is not nearly as good as Erykah Badu’s take, which is the only take that matters, as it is almost — nay, definitely — better than the original. To access said take, you must call Justin Bieber on his

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You can find the number here.

If you get through, you will be at the receiving end of a passable, fairly straight rendition of Champagne Papi’s version. If that doesn’t work because too many people are trying to make his hotline bling at the same damn time, please enjoy this shoddily recorded version instead.