Teen Girl Faces Assault Charges For Throwing A Baby Carrot At A Teacher’s Head

14 year-old student Aliya May of Moody Middle School in Virginia is facing potential charges after throwing a baby carrot at her teacher’s head as a joke.

Aliya didn’t think it would even make it but it did – smack dab in the middle of the teacher’s forehead.

Big deal right? Give her two weeks detention and call it a day. Not so, however, since May has now been on school suspension for over a month and will have to go to court. Her mother, Karrie May thinks it’s completely ridiculous and doesn’t understand how it got this far.

Oh America…