Yawn: Kanye’s Surprise B-Day Party For Kim Involved Fake Baby Bumps, “Steve Jobs” & Churros

Call me crazy, but I think Kanye West is starting to run out of ideas for ways to spoil and pamper Kim Kardashian. Her birthday was yesterday and Kanye planned a surprise party which involved all of her friends and family wearing fake baby bumps in honor of her “Pregnant Birthday.” They watched the movie “Steve Jobs” and ate churros. That’s fine and all, but I expect more from Kanye on Kim’s birthday and am a bit disappointed. [Us Weekly]

Daniel Radcliffe grew up on the set of the “Harry Potter” movies, making puberty and his fore into masturbation a wee bit inconvenient. He told Playboy:

“I think I started very early—before my teens. But not when I was on set. I wasn’t going, When is Alan Rickman going to nail this scene so I can run back to my trailer? There’s another feeling, again perfectly described by Louis C.K.: that fear just after you’ve jerked off that everyone knows what you did. It would have been embarrassing to walk back on set and look the dignitaries of British acting royalty in the eye, knowing what I’d been doing.”

In fairness, I bet Alan Rickman jerks off at least twice a day. [via Complex]

HAHA yeah right, Bradley Cooper wishes he could be so lucky as to date Amy Schumer! I don’t believe this rumor of a relationship AT ALL. [E! Online]

Halloween is coming up, which means Heidi Klum is tits deep in planning whatever insane costume she’s going to come up with next. Last year she was an insanely convincing old lady. People has a sneak peak of this year’s costume, which Heidi says is “a male’s fantasy,” and by the looks of that large prosthetic ass, I’m guessing she’s going as Kim Kardashian’s Paper mag cover. [People]

Bridget Moynihan, an actress who is unfortunately best known for being the woman Tom Brady ditched for Gisele Bundchen, has gotten married! Congrats to her and her new husband who is not Tom Brady. [People]

Kate Hudson and Nick Jonas might be fucking and I am so jealous. [Popsugar]

Adele has confirmed that her new album, 25, will be released on November 20. Prepare the Kleenex! [Buzzfeed]