Behold! A Thong Made From A Taxidermied Rat!

Looking for the perfect underwear to go with your Sexy Pizza Rat Halloween costume? Well, do we have an item for you. You know, if you are an actual monster who would be cool with draping the taxidermied carcass of a rat across your lady bits. Personally, this would not be my jam, and that is putting things lightly.

Curiously, there is a Chanel logo on the edge of this, um, creation — which either means that Karl Lagerfeld got real drunk one day, or the weirdo¬†who made this just sewed it on. Although technically, Chanel or not, it is couture! [Dangerous Minds]