Terry Richardson Is Going To Be Someone’s Father

Normally a pregnancy announcement inspires offers of congratulations and well wishes — but when the person supposedly expecting a child is Terry Richardson, well, the only thing I can manage to do is shake my damn head and cross my fingers that his ex-assistant/current-girlfriend, Alexandra Bolotow, cheated and is knocked up by someone (ANYONE!) else. [Page Six]

James Franco had a Bar Mitvah this weekend, at the ripe old age of 37, hosted by his BFF Seth Rogen as part of a charity event to raise awareness for Alzheimer’s disease. Miley Cyrus performed wearing a leotard and Star of David wristbands, while Zac Efron made an appearance as Franco’s foreskin. “Tonight has been fucking eventful,” Cyrus said to the audience. “I mean, Zac Efron as your fuckin’ penis, foreskin, that’s a famous dick you got there.” [E! News]

Ummmmmm, Beyonce and Nicki Minaj were spotted leaving the same recording studio last night. Don’t play with my heart, ladies, what are you up to??

#NickiMinaj and #Beyoncé spotted leaving the same NYC studio tonight

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Last night, at a surprise show in NYC, Gwen Stefani debuted a new song called “Used To Love You,” which is a not-at-all thinly veiled tune about splitting from Gavin Rossdale. She sang lyrics like “I thought I was the best thing that ever happened to you” and “I guess nobody taught you how to love,” while a video of Stefani crying played in the background. Dramatic! Watch below. [People]

Justin Timberlake was inducted into the Memphis Hall Of Fame over the weekend, and during his acceptance speech, he wiped away tears and thanked his “rock,” aka wife Jessica Biel. Congrats Justin — now how about you take that as a cue to RECORD SOME NEW MUSIC, please and thank you. [People]

During last night’s episode of Britain’s “X Factor,” an ad featuring lyrics for song that sounds an awful lot like Adele aired during a commercial break. No one has been able to confirm that the ad is a teaser for the singer’s hotly anticipate next record, but the mysterious nature — and super iconic voice — sure is getting me pumped up. What say you? [Gawker]


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