If You’re Tired Of Real Halloween Costumes, Try These Fake Ones On For Size

Year after year, increasingly ridiculous Halloween costumes attempt to out-ironic themselves, and it’s hard to know what’s real and what’s fake anymore. In a world crawling with Sexy Pizza Rat costumes, anything is possible.

Thanks to writer Jeff Wysaski, we can now confirm that fake costumes are still the funnier option. On his blog Obvious Plant, Wysaski published a series of costumes that couldn’t have been better if they were actually real.

The biggest bummer is that you can’t buy them. $29.99 would be such a great deal for a sexy, wearable potato, but at least you can make Rake face at home. He also provided a bonus costume for his Facebook followers.

CREDIT: Obvious Plant / Facebook

Only $9.99 for a void that most therapists call “priceless.” If that’s not a happy Halloween, we don’t know what is.

[Obvious Plant]