Lucky Charms Has Fulfilled Our Every Dream With Marshmallow-Only Boxes

If you can’t tell from the video above, the people at General Mills have lost their danged minds and are sadistic and psychotic: They are offering marshmallow-only Lucky Charms to the public for the first time ever. But – there’s always a but – there are only 10 boxes, and you have to take a picture of yourself holding your imaginary box and post it to Twitter or Instagram with the hashtag #Lucky10Sweepstakes in order to try to win one. Oh, and they had Biz Markie sing the details of the sweepstakes to the tune of “Just A Friend,” in case you were confused. 

Here are some of the best selfies so far:


#lucky10sweepstakes A photo posted by @liam_alfred_todd on


this is the first of row two🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈#Lucky10Sweepstakes

A photo posted by clara🌈 (@all.mashmallow.lucky.charms) on


  It would be fair to say that this would basically be the holy grail of food to me #lucky10sweepstakes   A photo posted by Brink Chiodo Wedding (@brinkchiodo) on

Oh, whoops! What’s that last one doing in there? My bad.

If you want to win the most delicious box of cereal in the history of mankind, you have through October 18 – that’s only two days from now! – to post your selfie. Get on it! Or don’t, because the smaller the pool of entrants, the greater my chances are of winning.


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