Hey, Would You Bone A Donald Trump Sex Doll?

The race for the Republican nomination is a 16-person circus troupe full of clowns, jokers, swallowing swordsmen and the delusions of a grip of idiots who think they can govern our country. Sadly, one of these jokers is Donald Trump, a man with the hair of a mangy squirrel and the ideas of a deranged lunatic. Donald Trump has lots of money. Lots of people like Donald Trump and it appears that many of them actually want to vote for him. But there are a great number of people who don’t. There are people who, at the top of their lungs, in bars and living rooms, raise full beers and yell, “Fuck Donald Trump!”

And now, if you really want to, you can, I guess.

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Here is a Donald Trump sex doll. It’s a joke made by the artist Saint Hoax, who made it in response to this noxious bit of rhetoric: ““I’m putting the people on notice that are coming here from Syria as part of this mass migration. If I win, they’re going back.” All proceeds from the sex doll go to the UN Refugee Agency, and there aren’t any actual holes in this thing. You can inflate it, string it from your ceiling, use it as a punching bag or float it, face up and gaping to the sky, in your pool, but you can’t fuck it.

You can, however, poke it with a pin and watch it deflate, which is just as satisfying.

[h/t The Cut]