Jaguar On Breeding Loan ‘Too Fat And Lazy’ To Mate, Has To Be Sent Back

Keepers at the Delhi Zoo in India have to send back a a jaguar on a breeding loan because he is apparently “too fat and lazy to mate.” :(

The twelve-year-old jaguar named Salman was borrowed from a zoo in Kerala a year ago, but hasn’t shown much interest in their female jaguar, Kalpana. What’s your problem, bro?

They say that Salman “east more than a tiger” and all efforts to reduce his weight with a strict diet have been unsuccessful.

Here he is looking especially rotund. Poor thing just wants to have some Netflix and chill without all that bothersome sex.