Beyoncé’s Dad Is Teaching A Master Class On How To Become Beyoncé

The road to astronomical fame and overwhelming success is paved with the blood, sweat and tears of the people that lifted you up, supported you through the good times and the bad, and gamely held back to let you shine. Matthew Knowles, estranged pere of one Beyonce Giselle Knowles, understands this. Say what you will about the bad blood between them, he did craft Destiny’s Child and rocket them to stardom. This knowledge is valuable, yeah? Is it? Maybe? Well, if you have $199 to spare and a ride to Houston, you can see for yourself on October 24th.

Matthew Knowles has been running this bootcamp for a while, and from all accounts, it doesn’t appear to be complete horse shit. Say what you will about the way he managed his daughter (poorly), he did create a girl group that launched the careers of its core members. So! Go to Houston. Take this class. Learn what you can from Matthew Knowles. Be the Beyonce you see in the world. Report back.

[h/t Racked]