Alright, So Maybe Tom Cruise Was Invited To Daughter Isabella’s Wedding And Nicole Kidman Wasn’t

Dammit. So. You know how I was all excited yesterday because a Women’s Day exclusive about Isabella Cruise’s surprise wedding to a guy named Max Parker said that Tom Cruise wasn’t at the wedding, leading me to conclude that by marrying a non-Scientologist and excluding her dad, Isabella might be unhooking herself from the controversial cult? WELL. Page Six decided to swoop in and burst my bubble. They claim that Tom WAS in attendance, in fact, he PAID FOR what was a Scientology ceremony, and it was NICOLE KIDMAN who was not invited to the wedding. SO CLOSE, Isabella. SO CLOSE TO FREEDOM. [Page Six]

TMZ meanwhile says that Tom and Nicole both were not in attendance, but that Tom isn’t mad about Max not being a Scientologist, and he still paid for the wedding and blah blah blah. This, to me, seems like maybe a story that Tom planted — because the Church of Scientology likes to appear to the public like they’re all chill and whatevs about non-Scientologists and not judgmental. When they are. VERY MUCH SO. [TMZ]

Wanna get dat Kylie Jenner ass for yourself? It’ll cost you a mere $44, as the teen revealed on Snapchat and Twitter yesterday that her assets are in fact made by Spanx! The Assets by Spanx Mid-Thigh Body shapewear is sold at Kohl’s and Target and you’re goddamn right I’m gonna try ‘em. [People]


Nick Gordon, the boyfriend/husband/sort-of-brother of the late Bobbi Kristina Brown may face murder charges in her death. A source is claiming that the district attorney is convening a secret grand jury with the intent of charging him. [Us Weekly]

In an interview on SiriusXM yesterday, Grace Jones, who continues to not give a fuck, said that when she met Lady Gaga, “Gaga came to me, and I just could not find a soul. I come from church — maybe that has something to do with it. I like to get to the soul of a person. I just didn’t feel a soul.” Yikes. [Us Weekly]

All the drama surrounding Caitlyn Jenner’s Vanity Fair cover that was featured on the most recent episode of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” has been dealt with and put to rest. [People]

Way back before she was married to Hugh Dancy, Claire Danes took up with Billy Crudup while he was married to and expecting a baby with Mary-Louise Parker. Danes told Howard Stern: “that was a scary thing. That was really hard. I didn’t know how to not do that. I was just in love with him and needed to explore that. And I was 24, didn’t quite know what those consequences might be. … You never know, but you know, it’s okay. I went through it. We’re friendly. We’re friends!” [Dlisted]